Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Redford Review: Spring

Thumbs down! Way too much pollen, ragweed, and other allergens. I would not recommend spring to anyone!

I cannot breathe through my nose. At all. This is the absolute worst its ever been. I am currently on two (2) Claritin D pills, and two (2) Sudafed pills. That makes four (4) pills that are currently going through my bloodstream with one (1) objective: to make me not feel like my head is currently hosting some kind of international mucus convention. Guess what... 4 is not enough. Either the mucus is some kind of super mucus, sent here from a distant planet to make my life miserable, or these fucking pills don't do anything at all. I am really upset about all of this. Imagine not being able to breathe. I was actually unable to do my job yesterday. Every tuesday, we record the HumpDay show. (a little brainchild of mine), and I am supposed to do the news. Due to the fact that I cannot pronounce certain syllables witout full use of my nasal passage, the Fantasia sales reps will just have to due without thier Nick-otine fix this week. Fear not, gentle reps, I will be back, as soon as I personally pave over the entire area. We need more parking lots, less plants.

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